First, join an evangelical Christian church.

 

Note that we’re not just talking about Christianity. There are many more flavors of Christianity than there are flavors of Baskin-Robbins and Ben & Jerry’s combined. You need  to look for a church that  identifies itself as “evangelical” and embraces that strange version of Christian theology known as “millennialism.”

 

Second, move to a state controlled  by Republicans.

 

At best, Republican controlled states will pooh-pooh the risk of COVID and the efficacy of vaccines. Beyond that, they might promote quack or expensive alternatives to vaccination, and reject protective regulations. And then there’s this…